Monday, 24 September 2012

Revisiting the McLaren Enigma


About a year ago I wrote an editorial that absorbed and explored the fallout of 2011’s biggest automotive test: McLaren MP4-12C versus Ferrari 458 Italia, and why the quantifiably superior former was comprehensively defeated by the esoteric latter. More sense of occasion, better noise, more emotion, better looking – it’s exactly the subjective sort of criteria that cars shouldn’t have verdicts based upon – and yet the Ferraris’ victory seemed to make perfect sense.


After all, in Britain, we’re always harder on our own. We have a self-deprecating irony which far outweighs any petty hostilities he hold against foreign nations, no matter how xenophobic the media sometimes portrays us. That the international press agreed was hardly a stop-press shock, however.


So why then, as a twenty-something lad who hasn't a hope in hell of getting his hands on a supercar in the near future, do I crave a drive in the MP4-12C over any other car, past or present? It’s seems curious, inexcusable even., In the face of the true greats, like the Ferrari F40 and E30 BMW M3, or one of the cars of the moment (Toyota GT86, Fisker Karma) that I’d choose to spend my fantasy ten minutes wheeltime in the unloved, supposedly clinical 12C.

I think it’d because cars maintain interest, for me, when they remain controversial. A mkI Ford Focus is still an enigma, still relevant, because there are those who proclaim it an all-time benchmark, and those who rate its front differential abilities as a liability, impeding it on the very roads it should have breakfasted on. Likewise the E60 BMW M5, a car blessed with a magnificent V10 engine, but now condemned to do-you-dare bargain status, thanks to its Flintoff-shaming thirst and mood swing-prone transmission. As likely to provoke furious debate as they are a spontaneous Sunday morning drive, these are the cars that, like it or not, still matter. Even though they’re outdated.

The MP4-12C then. At the root of my fascination is the almost rehearsed two-pronged approach I’d have to experiencing it: the drive, and the understanding. The driving is simple: educate myself on the adaptive modes for powertrain and chassis, sample the twin-turbo engine, and bend my head around the concept of its Active Chassis Control as the hydraulic talent tackles bends itself. Meanwhile: does the car excite, entertain, and leave an impression, beyond its numbers? To see if the MP4-12C got under my skin as an experience, as a sensation, rather than simply a very rapid motor vehicle, is the crux of its charm – the charm that so many branded it desperately free of.


Interesting debate, the wider ‘technology in cars’ one. The obvious Ferrari rival is too loaded to the gunwales with systems to keep the driver safe, comfortable, and allow him to drive the Maranello machine faster than contemporary GT racing cars of the previous decade. 

So, the presence of technology itself is not the factor that decides if a car can be successful. It does move at such a relentless space though – faster even than the cars whose potential it unlocks, that it dates those cars quickly, long before inclement weather and frayed seat bolsters ever could. That means the new generation of supercars, 12C included, will be irrelevant sooner than say, the 512 Boxer or Enzo were.


One might argue the lightweight, meticulous F1 never really crossed that threshold – it’s still a zenith even today. Having said that, at a cool £640,000 when new, perhaps it never became relevant in the first place.

On the one hand, a young lad lusting after a drive in a super sports car is nothing original or surprising. But desiring a taste of a car’s abilities and putting them in context is the core reason any of us want to be a motoring hack, or simply like cars at all. Roll on the second opinion. 



Monday, 23 April 2012

Abarth: Make It Your Race 2012

If you're tired of Saturday night talent television shows dedicated to singing, dance troupes and balletic dogs, then Fiat's sporty Abarth division might have something a little more up your street.
Abarth's 'Make It Your Race 2012' programme seeks to shortlist 105 of the keenest aspiring racing drivers across Europe. Signing up on the registration form could be the first step in competing against other racer-wannabes from the UK, France, Belgium, Italy, Germany and Switzerland - countires with 19 different Formula One world champions between them. And they all had to start somewhere...
The initial shortlist of 105 non-professional drivers will take on the first stage of Make It Your Race 2012: an advanced driving course at the Varano Driving Academy in Parma, Italy. Of those, the best 24  will take on a new course at the Driving Academy – a race driving course, learning their craft in proper facilities under expert coaching. 
The candidiates will then be whittled down again to pick the best 6, for whom a very special treat awaits. The special six  will have the opportunity to race an Abarth 500 “Assetto Corse” track car against professional drivers, during the official Abarth Trophy test on the Franciacorta circuit (June 22-24 2012).
The first place finisher will then win an Abarth of their very own!
Tempted? Of course you are, and luckily, this isn't being run on a first come, first served basis - 10,000 registrations have been received already. So get your entry in sharpish at http://www.makeityourrace.it/ and it might just be you making that shortlist to kick off a dream summer!

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Wednesday, 11 April 2012

Should the baby Lambo grow up?

Lamborghini has trademarked the Deimos name, and sure as night follows day, the internet rumourmill has gone into overdrive over what will wear the badge inspired by the Greek god of 'the terror of war.'

The first Lambo SUV since the LM002 isn't the really interesting upcoming project from Sant'Agata though. For a while now I've been more interested in just how Lamborghini are going to go about replacing the ageing Gallardo, especially given how the 'baby supercar' game has moved since it first emerged in 2003.

While the Gallardo has been on the scene as the crucial entry-level model in Lambo's two car lineup, Ferrari replaced the 360 with the F430, and then blitzed that with the 458 Italia. Lambo's VAG cousin Audi gave us the revelatory R8 V8, and followed it up with the V10 iteration featuring the Gallardo's own motor in the back.

And then there's McLaren, who, despite what opinion you may hold of the MP4-12C's name, styling, or emotional tendencies, undeniably rewrote the rulebook on sports car chassis setup and dynamics.
This leaves me wondering, as the Gallardo soldiers on via special editions and pretend road racers (STS anyone?), what direction should the new one take?


Parent brand Audi, itself bankrolled by VW, has enjoyed massive sales success of late and could potentially put its hand deep enough into its pockets to fund a techno-showcase supercar like the 12C or 458. However, with McLaren's hydraulic non-ARB suspension patented to within an inch of its life, how can Lambo challenge without plaigirism?

If they plump to win the outright power war instead they'll need over 600 horses to knock out the 592bhp Macca, yet alone the 562bhp Ferrari. But if the 'New-llardo' gets over 600bhp, it'll be catching up to the range-topping 690bhp Aventador uncomfortably fast...
Lambo don't have a dual clutch transmission either, instead going for neck-snapping 'drama' in the Aventador. Audi are developing one for the next R8, but how bespoke will that make the New-llardo if it gets the same 'box?

It seems to me as if Lamborghini, much as I love 'em, are slightly caught out in no man's land. They're not as innovative as the F1-manufacturer road cars, and while I admit the Aventador does bring pushrod suspension and a full carbon cell to a new area of the marketplace, it's still a class above the Gallardo.

However, Lambo aren't the lunacy big boys any more either, as Pagani and Spyker have cornered the boutique esoteric supercar niche. Lamborghini are in the mainstream, but don't have the mainstream supercar advancements, so where does that leave them?

Motoring hacks would surely love the New-llardo to be manual only, have a RWD option, and drop weight rather than add power. But buyers are a fickle bunch and 'less is more' tends not to be viewed as progress by the likes of Lambo's clientele.




I'm very much looking foward to the new baby Lambo, because it's got some serious choices to make as it grows into its second iteration.

(Hopefully it'll be better looking than the Aventador too.)

This is a dramatic-looking motor vehicle. Not a good-looking one.

Monday, 6 February 2012

DS: Vive Le Difference

A trip down to central London last week to the UK unveiling of the new Citroen DS5 marked my first PR event as a young motoring hack. Here are some impressions of a new experience, a decent learning curve, and an enjoyable evening.

Star of the show was the brand new DS5. Imposing, sleek, and unashamedly French, it cuts a dash stationary in a showroom, even presented in inoffensive grey. It'll look like nothing else on the road - I was expecting a raised car like the DS4, but far from being a coupĂ© on stilts, the roof of the DS5 sweeps downhill in a rake not dissimilar to the gorgeous original DS hidden away in the corner of the room. Think BMW 3 Series Touring footprint, but Mercedes CLS height. 

Project design leader Andy Cowell flew in from Paris especially for the event at the SMMT's swanky new headquarters in Westminster: here's a couple of clips of the man himself explaining the inspiration and premise behind the DS line in general, and the DS5 in particular:




One of the interesting points hidden away between the PR speak was the admittance that after the roaring success of the 'anti-retro', Mini bating DS3, the DS4 is something of an unknown quantity. In the DS range, it's the car that bears closest resemblance to its cooking C# sister - the front looks lifted straight from a C4, and while the raised stance, more rakish silhouette and very attractive wheels to raise the profile, it's still an odd niche. A slightly confused product then, with easily the least impressive interior of the three DS's we've seen.

On the subject of interiors, I quizzed Mr Cowell about the DS5's striking cockpit similarities to the Audi R8. Granted, the Teutonic sports car doesn't feature tan leather 'watch strap' seats, or roof mounted 'shark's teeth' switches for an aviation theme, but the driver orientated sweep dash, heavily binnacled instruments, raised centre console and gear lever, and flat-bottomed steering wheel all scream R8 to me.

Mr Cowell outright denied any Germanic influences, and said that while Citroen was aspiring to a premium marketplace, the DS5's cabin is all Citroen design language. I remain unconvinced. Having said that, it is a remarkable place to sit. Well made, with theatre and attention to detail, it's certainly one of the stand out interiors available at the £25k price point.

The evening was a credit to Citroen's UK PR arm. Well organised, full of friendly people, some rather delicious refreshments, and informal enough to be a comfortable and fun experience. I'm grateful to those responsible for my invite.

Final thoughts? The DS5 is wonderfully bold; they'll sell like the proverbial warm confectionery in France. Over here, the UK buyer has stayed away from large Citroens recently, but a premium DS spin-off could be the catalyst the DS5 requires to become a hit - it's certainly fashion conscious enough. If the innovative hybrid powertrain can grab Londoners wanting to sidestep congestion charge and look fabulous, that'll be half the battle won - some sensible diesel motors could make for an enticing prospect for fleet sales too. Mr Cowell himself stated: "this is a rep's market - and what rep wouldn't want to be seen in one of those?"


The DS4 is a perplexing conundrum. With Renault recently culling four under-performing models, including the rather fresh Wind roadster, it'll be interesting to see what befalls the DS4 (and C4, for that matter). 

Meanwhile, my favourite of the new DS's remains the DS3 - I'd love to run one for a day, a week, a year. I think it (still) looks cracking, and has the best supermini interior on sale. Any time you want a willing road test volunteer, Citroen UK, I'm in.

Oh, and the original DS? Probably the most beautiful automobile ever created. I've always been an advocate of the Ferrari 288 GTO as the finest looking thing on four wheels, but spending some time in the presence of a DS, even ignoring the engineering innovations it begat to the car world, shows how stunning an achievement it really was.

Check out the Car Throttle review of the evening by following this handy link to my colleague Adnan's article. His pictures are far less low-rent than mine.



Thanks to all at Citroen, especially Katie Read and Andy Cowell. A job very well done.


Wednesday, 18 January 2012

Dakar Rally 2012

The Dakar Rally no longer runs from Paris to Dakar, Senegal; in fact, it’s entirely swapped continents due to the instability of its homeland, but for me, the underpublicized endurance race remains one of the toughest tests of man and machine in modern motorsport. Traversing three countries, the route writhes through deserts and mountains as the riders and drivers battle from Mar del Plata in south-east Argentina, through Chile, finishing in the Peruvian capital, Lima.

France’s Stephane Peterhansel took the 2012 crown after the final stage on January 15th, driving a heavily modified Mini Countryman. An impressive fourth car class win for the Frenchman gave him his tenth victory in the Dakar after six motorcycle titles in the Nineties. The two-wheeled honours this year went to Peterhansel’s countryman Red Bull's Cyril Despres on his KTM machine. Recognising his achievement, Depres admitted: “This is my fourth Dakar title and I’ve enjoyed every single one of them, but this one seems even more special than the rest. This race really came down to the wire and the result was not decided until the very last minute.”
Meanwhile, the mighty truck class, open to monsters weighing over 3,500kg, was comfortably won by Dutchman Gerrard De Rooy in his 900 horsepower Iveco.

2012’s Dakar was not without controversy - American driver Robby Gordon’s indignation at questions over his Hummer’s legality provoked this response: “I just proved that Minis are for girls, because we beat them by twenty minutes [on one stage]...”
Be sure to keep a close eye on Red Bull's official Dakar site for more Dakar 2012 reactions and exclusives. It reports on all the action on and off the road and you'll find exclusive videos, blogs and vidoes on this gruelling endurance event.

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Friday, 13 January 2012

EXCLUSIVE: Big Mac WILL Beat Big Bug (..?)

I've a mate, a thoroughly nice petrolhead mate, who now works for McLaren Automotive. He was in my year at school, and now he works on the MP4-12C assembly line in Woking. Jealousy abound.


Anyhow, after a chance meeting on New Year's Eve, I got to talking with him about his fantastic job, and tried, via the dirty trick of buying several too many rounds for us, to get him to spill the beans on some upcoming McLaren projects. Dishonourable and downright dastardly I know, but journalism is my priority. What with work commitments around the festive period, I've only just got round to sharing this on TyreRoar.

To be fair to the chap in question, he was steadfast in his silence. I wasn't able to prise anything out of him about the MP4-12C 'Superlegerra Scuderia' style model - the powered up, lightened version that'll no doubt be on the way towards the end of this year. Thankfully, a helpful video popped up on YouTube this week appearing to show a 12C 'HS' (High Sport) with a dealer-confirmed 675bhp and GT3 aping aero. Tantalising stuff.



A grainy shot says the soft top will be a hard top - eh?
My jovial interrogation also failed to bear fruit on the 12C convertible subject. Will the car have a folding carbon fibre or aluminium panel, a targa or a cloth roof? Will it be at Frankfurt or Geneva this year? Not a sausage was let on. And of course, Formula One titbits were a dead end too. The Offical Secrets Act has got nothing on Ron's minions.

I did get something though. It might be complete bobbins, a red herring to throw me off the scent or satisfy my pestering, or it could be rumour mill speculation from inside McLaren itself, but what I was told is this. The super, mega-McLaren, the F1-successor hypercar in development currently, will be faster, in terms of acceleration and top speed, than the Bugatti Veyron - while producing less power.

This is far less clear cut than it initially appears. Although the mega-McLaren will apparently accelerate faster, we don't know in what discipline this is. 0-60? Will it be slower to 60mph but faster to 100, or 125? And unless McLaren go for all-wheel drive, how are they going to transmit such power onto the road to gain a sub 2.5 0-60 dash? Very trick launch control, and KERS? The lightweight route also beckons - with a Veyron being the porky side of two tonnes, beating the bulge could be half the battle won.

And so to top speed top trumps. A Bugatti Veyron (notice we're not talking SuperSport here, I was explicitly referred to the 'standard' Veyron 16.4 by the lad) tops out at 253mph. As we know, going incrementally faster at very high speeds requires exponentially more oomph, hence why a SuperSport gets 196bhp more than a normal Veyron, to achieve a further 15mph. But as I've said, I was told the halo McLaren will produce less brake horsepower than the Veyron. Surely then, given mass is a negligible factor at double ton speeds, a ridiculously slippery body shape is the only way to achieve such high velocity? And how will such a design mesh with McLaren's legendary packaging, usability and downforce requirements? I'm baffled.

I suspect the reason that I'm baffled is that my tipsy mate got thoroughly fed up of me badgering him for a story on what Macca are up to, and said something ludicrous enough to make me think, but far enough away from the truth to protect Ron Dennis' brainchild.

Just remember, if the Big Mac does see off the Bugatti, you know where you heard it first.


 

Monday, 9 January 2012

Touchdown In The Enzo-ne

Here's a little something which didn't really fit in with my required pieces for CarThrottle.com or Gridlock Magazine, that I wanted to share here.

Driving a heavily laden but healthy Ka to Birmingham for the spring uni semester yesterday morning, I was joined at some traffic lights just outside Kettering, by this:


Please excuse the poor picture. I was rather excited, fumbling with a camera phone while trying to take a subtle photograph and watch the lights. Simultaneously my other hand was fumbling for the electric window switches and the radio off button. I wanted to hear this.

I've loved the Ferrari Enzo since it first emerged in 2002. (yes it's 'Enzo Ferrari' strictly, but for simplicity's sake, I'll address it a s a car, not a man here.) I've always been a huge fan of the dramatic, angular F1-styling, the unique noise, and its 'definitiveness'. Its 650bhp has been well surpassed now by Pagani, Lamborghini, and Bugatti, but the Enzo remains for me my favourite supercar, and the definitve Ferrari flagship. In my opinion, the 288 GTO is the finest-looking car ever created, the F40 also an undoubted legend. But Enzo is king.


I took these pictures at the 2006 British Motor Show, the first time I'd ever seen one in the carbon fibre, a solitary encounter until Sunday 9th January 2012.

I first clocked the pointed snout of ENZ6 in the rear view mirror. It then lined up alongside as the traffic lights ahead mercifully halted our progress. A curt nod from the Oakley-shaded driver acknowledged my enthusiasm for his vehicle. On this quiet Sunday morning, there we were, two chaps, in two wildly varying cars, sat feet apart, waiting for the lights to flick to green. The entire 30 second episode is burned into my memory.

Predictably, the traffic light grand prix wasn't a close one. My colleague in the Enzo gamely let me gain a twenty yard lead when the green bulb illuminated. I took off as swiftly as I dared, trying to preserve my slightly whiny clutch and not appear a complete moron in seriously challenging a halo Ferrari. Then he did the decent thing and nailed the Fandango.


I should really have videoed what happened next, but maintaining steady filming was beyond my multitasking talents; changing gear manually and steering a shopping trolley away from a £650,000 exotic charging hard three feet away was more of a priority. What can I put into words? The fullness and power of the sound, of induction howl from within the engine bay, mixed with a furious row exiting the exhaust pipes was pretty astounding. The sound rose to a familiar crescendo I'd heard in a thousand YouTube clips, but in person the sound pierces the ear, burrowing into the brain and resonating, with enormous volume while maintaining a tuneful pitch. I'm not sure if ENZ6 has had the poplar Tubi Style exhaust conversion, but from where I was perched, this was not a silenced machine.

Equally impressive was the speed the Enzo carried, with the merest suggestion of nose dive and body roll, into the roundabout ahead, before diving off at the first left and turning third gear into a dollop of orchestral carbon dioxide once again. I suppose it's easy to forget these poster cars aren't just supermodels, the Enzo is still a very serious piece of dynamic kit, with outrageous mechanical and aerodynamic grip.

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I sometimes have doubts about the motoring journalism targets I've set myself. I'm all too aware I've directed my education, time and resources towards a career in which there are very many willing applicants for a tiny handful of nationwide jobs. With an impending mountain of student debt and the onrush of 'The Real World' come summer graduation, I often wonder if forfeiting writing in return for some long division ability while at school might have afforded me better long term prospects. I worry.

Thirty second encounters like the one I was lucky enough to enjoy yesterday reaffirm my love for all cars, my resolute joy in writing about them, and my determination to succeed in combining the two, long term. I hope you'll follow that with interest.